Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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