I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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