Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
