I love black thongs
he wants to bone in the snuggie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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