thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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