WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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