Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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