This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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