Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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