i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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