his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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