I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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