I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
