when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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