She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
operation have a gay friend backfired
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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