Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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