It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
