She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i want to swaddle you in tequila
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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