so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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