Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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