Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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