Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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