sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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