You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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