He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He keeps bees of course he's weird
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
