Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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