the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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