Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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