hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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