And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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