My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
