How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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