I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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