Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just found a bag of teeth...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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