Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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