Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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