it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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