You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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