At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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