sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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