Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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