return my video game
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize