I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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