why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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