yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Green mimosas i think yes
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize