How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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