I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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