Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i think im in europe. pls send help
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