The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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