...so i touched it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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