One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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