So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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