Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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