So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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