North Korea, Best Korea!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dignity is for republicans.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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