Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have aggressive nipples.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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