South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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