She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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