Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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